Oh my God, I am so proud of myself for this work of art. If you know the original song then sing-a-long with my lyrics (the music should start automatically):


Hey!
Over there
Please forgive me
If I’m cummin’ on too strong
Hate to stare
But your weiner
Is the size of my new bong


So cum here
A little closer
Wanna get it in my ears
Sticky clear
Little squirtin
Wanna know just how it feels


If I pulled out my ruler now
If I measured it to see how long
If I said I need 9 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?


Cause you feel un-cir-cumsized
And I’m pullin’ that skin back toni-i-ight
So if I said I need 9 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?


Hey!
You might think
I’m dick-crazy
But ,hey, you’re fuckin’ right
I might be
A little racy
But you just cannot deny


There’s a shaft
In between us
When we’re dancing on the floor
I want more
Wanna suck it
Watch me get some cock tonight


If I pulled out my ruler now
If I measured it to see how long
If I said I need 10 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?


Cause you feel un-cir-cumsized
And I’m pullin’ that skin back toni-i-ight
So if I said I need 10 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?


If I said I need 10 inches…
Would you hold it inside me?


Feed it to me good
Don’t wanna wait
I’m hungry now (na-na-now)
Drop them to the ground
And show me how you whip it out


(Alright)
If I said the head was beating loud
If I said I need 10 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?


If I pulled out my ruler now
If I measured it to see how long
If I said I need 12 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?


Cause you feel un-cir-cumsized
And I’m pullin’ that skin back toni-i-ight
So if I said I need 12 inches now
Would you hold it inside me?