Yes, this is DevinDaiquiri.com, where I have free reign and can say and do whatever the fuck I want. My own website. And you’re just a visitor with a traceable ip address. Pity. If you choose to hang on for the ride, then strap yourselves in and prepare to bust many premature nuts of anticipation… I will entertain you to the absolute fullest. Tell your mother, tell your friends, tell your motherfucking kids… I’m here and I’m rockin this motherfucker, I gotta bazooka for a dick, and I’m blowin shit the fuck up with my nasty motherfucking mouth. Let this entry serve as a disclaimer…