First post of 2011. I don’t even know what I’m about to say, my brain’s still kinda calculating some shit up right now, so bear with me.

I made a new Twitter account today. I kind of miss it. Always clownin’ around on there, started shit with celebs like Nicki Minaj and Kirstie Alley just to get some shine. It seems like only a negative snarly comment will rouse them anyways, and I know just the thing to say. You should follow me. @MrPinkPanties. I tried to restore my last account but that option isn’t available, Shondreesa ate a damn bullet, and all types of shit happened. I didn’t get too crazy with the NYE partying but I was skiing with some straight people, having a joyous snow white time. :) )))))))))))))))) (someone should go halfsies on a ball with me, or just pay for it all).

Wendy’s has the most delicious 99 cent menu.

I love my gym membership. Omg. Yes, this is what I had been wanting to shed light on… almost forgot about it. I remember a time, back in the day, where I used to sneak looks at boys in the locker room during high school and shit. I didn’t come out until after all that high school petty drama. But I sure was nuttin to the thought of some of my straight classmates right when I came home from school off that school bus with my backpack swingin’ hard because this bitch was on a mission, face blowin in the wind tryna stop me from sinning it up. haha. I’m ridiculous… but it’s quite entertaining.

Anywho, nowadays I just DON’T GIVE A FUCK. You can find me up in that muthafucking gym cruising it the fuck out. Big swinging dicks everyone in a heat-filled room of men, sweat dripping off them balls, all that muscle and body, whew! burning up a sweat just writing it. I let them men know I’m watching them. To me it’s like Payback Time. Like… when I was young I always had to sneak looks so I wouldn’t get found out and sometimes being clandestine about it didn’t always work out to my advantage. I would turn my attention back to my locker because a boy is about to pass me, and then what do you know — you missed the money shot. the good part. ugh. BUT NOW…. hold up, wait a minute, let me put some gay into it. I got them scoped out, and they like it. A hot bitch like me could turn one of them things into a bathhouse lol. Let me stop. Oh wait… one more tiny tidibit:

Even though the video is out of control and Keri looks like she went Korean on us, I looooooooooove this song. Could you just picture me belting this up in the gym in the saunas and the showers. Thug me! Thug me! It’s the way you thug me. hahahaha. I crack myself up sometimes.

The last thing I’m going to say is that you really need to seek this movie. It is intoxicating, and it will have you thinking about it well beyond the curtain call. I really hope it takes home Best Picture – seems like a mild stretch but it is safe to say you won’t find a greater female performance in any other movie that came out last year. Go see it. <3